Death to Graffiti Living

Posted: April 30, 2019 in graffiti living

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I’ve been on WordPress.com for 11 years and WordPress.org for many more.

This blog is more than 10 years old and has gotten a little long in the tooth.

So I’ve decided that it’s time for a change.

It’s time for the last dance.

This blog is dead!

This blog is no more!

It has ceased to be!

It has expired and gone to meet its maker!

It’s a stiff!

Bereft of life, it rests in peace!

Not quite though — as it’s now a publication on Medium.

Please follow me there for the latest and greatest posts from Graffiti Living.

There will be new content, remixed content, and it will even be open to contributions from other writers.

Please let me know in the comments here if you’d like to see Graffiti Living remain on WordPress in any way.

Do you want to see cross posts? Links to the Medium posts? Something else?

Now is the time to let me know!

Thank you for reading and quietly ignoring me for the last 10 years.

Graffiti Living is dead. Long live Graffiti Living.

I’ve launched a Patreon campaign to support my writing. April Fools Day marks the official start.

They say that you should start as you mean to go on so I decided to start a new phase of life on April Fool’s Day.

This is not an April Fools — I just have a warped sense of humour and April is the start of the new financial year.

People have been asking me for something like this for a while. It’s for people who like my work and want to stay in the loop about it. It gives you the inside track on what I’m doing and where I am in the world.

You’ll get regular updates from me and can also expect benefits like discounts, free stuff, and early access to my writing, photos, and creative projects.

I’ll see you there: www.patreon.com/jamesgarside

Would you sell your soul to the Devil? At what price? How about if you knew you were dying and didn’t have long to live? It’s not like the dead have anything left to lose. But if the Devil’s so interested in your immortal soul that he’s willing to offer you anything in return then maybe, just maybe, someone’s getting fucked on the deal.

Hobo John is a terminally-ill English guy, with a troubled past, whose bucket list is all about the blues. He’s a blues aficionado on a journey across Mississippi to see what is considered by many to be the birth place of the blues. Delta Blues came from the Mississippi Delta and is one of the earliest styles of blues music.

On a drunken night in Clarksdale Hobo John enters into a Faustian pact with a devilish character, called Fat Man, who makes him an offer that he can’t refuse. In exchange for his life, which is at its end anyway, he must cross over to the afterlife of the Mississippi Delta to record blues artists both famous and unknown from the 1930s.

It’s a real ‘devil at the crossroads’ moment but, unlike Vegas, what happens at the crossroads doesn’t stay there. To begin with Hobo John has a blast hanging out with the souls of dead musicians but working for Fat Man is dirty business, with untold consequences, and there’s always a price to be paid.

There’s much more to the story, including twists and turns that I don’t want to spoil here, but the plot isn’t really the point. It’s all about the music. You don’t have to be a blues fan to enjoy the story but you’ll sure as hell learn a lot about the blues along the way.

Robert Johnson fans will especially get a kick out of it as they catch references to songs like “Crossroad Blues,” “Me and the Devil Blues,” and “Hellhound on My Trail.” Legend has it that in the Deep South in the 1930s Robert Johnson met the Devil at the crossroads and sold his soul to become the greatest Delta Blues artist that ever lived.

The author may spit at me for saying this but, at least structurally, the book has much in common with Sophie’s World by Jostein Gaarder. In that book the story is used as a way to give you a history of philosophy whereas here a similar conceit is used to give you a taste of the blues. Just enough to wet your whistle — like drinking whisky straight from the bottle.

Richard Wall writes like a motherfucker. I mean that in a good way. He’s clearly passionate about the blues and has a deep knowledge of music history and blues lore. I’d love for the novel to be released as a dramatised audiobook with an accompanying soundtrack featuring Delta Blues songs hand-picked by the author.

Fat Man Blues is a wild ride. It’s violent and bloody in parts but the writing is tight and visceral and remains faithful to, and worthy of, the music that inspired it.

You can buy the book here and check out his other work at richardwall.org

About James Garside:
James Garside is an independent journalist and writer. You can find him at his website jamesgarside.net and chat with him on Twitter

Originally published at themagicalbuffet.com

Fat Man BluesFat Man Blues by Richard Wall
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

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The Tough LOVE Book About MONEY: (You lack money because you Don't Know Sh*t About Money)The Tough LOVE Book About MONEY: by Frederick Zappone

My rating: 1 of 5 stars

This book really got on my tits.

Maybe it’s just that the title doesn’t match the book. It isn’t just that but let’s pretend for a minute that it is.

You pick up a book called: “The Tough LOVE Book About MONEY: (You lack money because you Don’t Know Sh*t About Money)”

What would you expect?

I’d expect a no-bullshit book about money. One that explains what money is, and how to get more of it, in a no nonsense way.

Instead this is a rambling new age self-help book about the law of attraction as it pertains to money.

If that’s your usual bag then have at it.

But here’s my two pennies’ worth — for whatever they’re worth:

Several paragraphs of dogshit does not a chapter make.

You’re not allowed to say your book is tough love or no-bullshit if you’re a proponent of the law of attraction — the law of attraction is total bullshit.

Don’t say that people don’t know shit about money if you know shit all about money.

He keeps saying money is just PAPER. I tried pretending that he was just being metaphorical but my brain kept blurting out: “He isn’t being metaphorical! He just knows shit all about money!”

I like the general idea that you shouldn’t give your power away to money. But this is by no means a ‘tough love book about money.’ It’s just a bunch of repetitive statements about the law of attraction.

At best you could try to take it as an attitude adjustment about money. But there are better books out there about money and better books about changing your attitude towards it.

Near the end of the book he even gets bored and starts to apply the self-same generic statements about changing your attitude towards money to changing your attitude towards god instead.

Cheque please!

To quote The Princess Bride: “Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.”

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Antifragile: Things That Gain from DisorderAntifragile: Things That Gain from Disorder by Nassim Nicholas Taleb
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

Nassim Taleb is an insufferable egomaniac but at least his ideas are noteworthy and interesting.”

Please remind me that I said that in about six years when I’ve finished reading Antifragile as that’s probably going to be the first line of my review.

about six years later

Okay, I’ve listened to the unabridged audiobook and all I can say is nothing has disavowed me of the above notion.

I’ve never met the man but, judging by this book, Nassim Taleb is a complete asshole. But he’s my kind of asshole. Pretentious, egotistical, and probably right.

The book is worth reading for concept of ‘Antifragile’ alone. Taleb invented the term to describe something for which he believes there wasn’t a word:

Things that break easily under stress are Fragile. Things that withstand a great deal of stress, but eventually break, are Robust. But things that actually get stronger under stress are Antifragile.

He bemoans the fact that this word, which he invented, isn’t in the dictionary; as though that somehow proves the need for it.

I told you that he was an asshole.

He then proceeds, at great length, to talk around the subject. Much of the book is taken up by digressions, delusions of grandeur, professions of his own genius, and decrying any naysayers or detractors.

He criticises journalists, academics, economists, doctors, politicians, and just about everyone else for their pomposity, pseudo-intellectualism, insincerity, dishonesty and bullshit.

This is fair comment but it’s hard to take him seriously when his book is deliberately written in a style that is, by his own admission, difficult for us lesser mortals to understand.

A philosophy teacher once told me that ideas don’t have to be true so long as they are interesting, elegant or useful.

Nassim Taleb is no doubt antifragile to my opinions — and the concept of antifragility is genuinely interesting, elegant, and useful — but he can still go fuck himself.


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