Sarcasm used to be a friend of mine

Posted: September 2, 2015 in graffiti living
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I’m done with sarcasm — it’s lollipops and rainbows from here on out.

It turns out that most self-proclaimed sarcastic twitter accounts are spambots.

James is a sad Panda.

I stand in solidarity with the people of Sarcasm.

Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by hats of cynicism and gloves of disenchantment. Socks of sarcasm sold separately.

There’s nothing I want to say on social media that isn’t venomous sarcasm — I should probably take a vow of silence. Or write a book or something.

Ok, I take that back. There’s always time to be sarcastic. And if it annoys people who don’t appreciate sarcasm, then it’s time well spent.

I guarantee that all of my sarcasm is 100% original except for the repeated Bill Hicks references.


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