Faecebook: 10 reasons why Facebook is shit

Posted: May 25, 2015 in graffiti living
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This is the ‘notes on the back of an envelope’ of a post I was going to write about why Facebook is shit.

But then I deleted Facebook — again — and I hate Facebook so much that I can’t be bothered to write about it.

  • Social media isn’t social
  • Facebook is a consensus tranceFacebook can eat my shit — and tries to on a regular basis
  • Privacy. Whuh?
  • Facebook owns your face
  • Do you want Farmville with that?
  • Facebook isn’t real
  • Facebook friends aren’t friends — they’re pod people
  • Antisocial media: We don’t want to see by default what everyone else is doing
  • I love cats but hate cat pictures and cats that can’t spell
  • Admit it — if your life was that interesting, you wouldn’t be on Facebook posting status updates about it.

Deleting Facebook is like slitting your wrists: melodramatic, upsetting to your friends, and unlikely to kill you. But still preferable to Facebook.

Facebook: fake friendships with real people.

Twitter: real friendships with fake people.

Social media expert: someone who hates Facebook and loves Twitter.

I can’t be arsed to write the rest — if you need me, I’m on Twitter.

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