Shakespeare Star Wars

Posted: June 16, 2010 in graffiti living
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This is the last day of “tweets whilst I get my work done”. Normal service will now be resumed. I couldn’t resist the lure of #shakespearestarwars – the bard is strong with this one.

2009-11-08 14:15:20
gaikokujin: Leia: Oh, Han, it’s not like that at all. He’s my brother.
Han Solo: The course of true love never did run smooth.
#shakespearestarwars

2009-11-08 14:02:24
gaikokujin: Gold Leader: Once more unto the Death Star, dear friends, once more.
Gold Five: It came from… behind! [explodes]
#shakespearestarwars

2009-11-08 13:49:51
gaikokujin: Admiral Motti: Something is rotten in the state of The Empire.
Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
#shakespearestarwars

2009-11-08 13:37:44
gaikokujin: Luke:’Tis an unweeded Endor that grows to seed; things rank and gross in nature, possess it merely. Han: Fucking Ewoks! #shakespearestarwars

2009-11-08 10:38:48
gaikokujin: TK-421, TK-421, wherefore art thou TK-421? #shakespearestarwars

2009-11-08 10:35:29
gaikokujin: R2D2: Beep-Beep-Squeak-Whistle-Whistle-Beep-Beep.
C3PO: Brevity is the soul of wit.
#shakespearestarwars

2009-11-08 10:29:55
gaikokujin: Padme: How now, R2, what news?
C3PO: It seems that he is carrying a message from an Obi-Wan Kenobi.
#shakespearestarwars

2009-11-08 10:18:17
gaikokujin: The prequel’s the thing, wherein I’ll catch the conscience of George Lucas.
#shakespearestarwars

2009-11-08 10:13:20
gaikokujin: Fie on’t! Ah, fie! ‘Tis an unweeded Endor that grows to seed; things rank and gross in nature; Ewoks; possess it merely.#shakespearestarwars

2009-11-08 10:04:09
gaikokujin: To be a Jedi, or not to be a Jedi: that is the question.
#shakespearestarwars

2009-11-08 10:03:19
gaikokujin: These are not the bards thou art looking for. Move along. #shakespearestarwars

2009-11-08 10:00:39
gaikokujin: Obi-Wan: Master, how like you this prequel?
Qui-Gon Jinn: The Padme doth protest too much, methinks.
#shakespearestarwars

2009-11-08 09:44:20
gaikokujin: Luke: Is this a light-saber I see before me?
Obi-Wan: Your eyes can deceive you; don’t trust them.
#shakespearestarwars

2009-11-08 09:39:53
gaikokujin: Han Solo: So what do you think of the princess?
Luke Skywalker: A little more than kin, and less than kind.
#shakespearestarwars

2009-11-08 14:15:54
gaikokujin: Oh god, I am wasting my life!
#shakespearestarwars

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