Twitter Quotes – Warning: May Contain Traces of Sarcasm

Posted: June 12, 2010 in graffiti living
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I’m away all weekend, have a bunch of deadlines to meet, but still want to participate in National Blog Posting Month. So for the next few days I will be posting twitter quotes from the account I accidentally deleted. I’ve removed the more personal and personable tweets and @replies to protect the innocent. Normal service will resume once I’ve finished my work!

2010-01-23 00:27:45
gaikokujin: Henry Rollins: Bill Hicks with tattoos and fewer dick jokes. Seriously though, he was very good. Sincere, political, provocative, and FUNNY!

2010-01-22 07:07:01
gaikokujin: I’ve started dreaming about work. I don’t like this new development at all. Give me back my zombies, aliens, and space cadets. Oh, wait…:D

gaikokujin: To blog or not to blog – that is the question.

2010-01-19 21:39:51
gaikokujin: …That’s a Muppets episode I never want to see!

2010-01-19 16:22:48
gaikokujin: Where Atlas shrugs, I put the kettle on.

2010-01-18 23:10:15
gaikokujin: I learnt on youtube how to do the Ponziani opening in chess but the computer still kicked my ass. #firstworldproblems

2010-01-18 10:37:51
gaikokujin: God is a DJ, but not all god’s children can dance.

2010-01-18 10:36:48
gaikokujin: Who do you ask for directions – one who lives in an ivory tower or one who sleeps in the gutter?

2010-01-18 10:36:10
gaikokujin: There’s no such thing as bad language except for americanised spelling.

2010-01-18 10:35:01
gaikokujin: Being unfriended by someone on Facebook but unable to figure out who it was. #firstworldproblems

2010-01-18 10:33:05
gaikokujin: In UK if people ask how you are the correct response is “I’m great thanks. How are you?” Unless you’re hit by a truck and they were driving.

2010-01-18 10:26:42
gaikokujin: Now is the winter of our wearing vests. #signsofgettingold

2010-01-16 09:13:50
gaikokujin: After going digital and selling off my Books & CDs, I realise I hate staring at a screen and my mac has shitty speakers. #firstworldproblems

2010-01-14 22:41:18
gaikokujin: My new years resolution is to stop being sarcastic. Because that’s what the world really needs. Less sarcasm… Well, that didn’t last long.

2010-01-11 11:36:35
gaikokujin: “This year, I will be cutting down on my use of social media,” he said on Facebook, via Twitter. #newyearsresolutions

2010-01-09 23:54:59
gaikokujin: I met the devil. He dressed well and smoked fat cigars. We talked about the weather. He said Athens is cold this time of year. #xmasinathens

2010-01-07 12:17:55
gaikokujin: Snow: Meh! New boots: Woo. Walking in ‘meh’ snow in ‘woo’ boots: Priceless.

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